A predicament of sorts: To geese or not to geese? Bay area parks are at a philosophical cross-roads - whether to addle eggs or not addle eggs. There are too many Canada geese in our parks, and they honk, and poop, and cause the swimmer's itch. So, to get rid of them, you addle their eggs, i.e., you dip them eggs in oil and fool them dumb geese into trying to hatch them.
Sounds simple enough? Not really, there seem to be pro-life arguments for the geese as well...

My vote is to addle away - as an avid enjoyer of local parks, I don't appreciate having to look where I step all the time, and I think there are enough geese to provide atmosphere already...